Some of the things I love Pt. 2 (I love these things more)

This clickity clackity keyboard
Shiny things
Smooth things
Soft things
Touching hair
Fashionable leopard print snuggies
Being warm
Being freezing cold
Slippers
Caffeine
Feeling the burn
Winter
Running 5ks
Walking my dog
Napa Valley
Buttery Chardonay
Dreams where I am fluent in Polish
White boards
Orbital Configuration
JOE. SERIOUSLY. SO MUCH.
Pick up trucks
Wrestling tournaments
Fruit snacks
Bad dancing
Acting like I'm black
Pop, not soda
Tree lawns
Cleaning my room
Laundry
The smell of laundry
Warm blankets
Not being a pot head
Chatboxes
Iceland
Being asked if I'm from Russia
Quiet times
Loud times
Long car rides
Frankenberry
Jack Seely
Jack Seely's voice
Movies that make me cry like a baby
Ghost in the graveyard
Swimming
Hot tubs in the middle of winte
rBeing a single lady
Not being a single lady
Loganberry
Mexican food
Spending the summer at my cousins' house
Not being attacked by bears
Presents
Christmas Eve
My grandma
Old people
Grandparents in general
Seeing how many people can fit into a bed
Sleeping like a corpse
Movie nights
Saying "fricken fucking"
Gary Granger
Downtown Cleveland
Walking down Prospec
tHalloween
Apple Cider
Scary stories
Cheesy movies
My neighborhood
Huge summer kickball games
Stretching
Hibernating
James Dean
My hair this morning
SERIOUSLY THOUGH JOE.
Freestyling
My Poppy's garden
Conneaut Lake Park
Roller coasters
Fried food
Being scared
Power outages
My favorite cousin
Brand new kicks
Being fresh and clean
Indians games
Sabres games
Jeopardy
Scrabble
Getting down
Bunk beds
My tire swing
Bonfires
Camping
The cabin
Exploring
This one park
The Valley
Southern hospitality
Organic farms
Non-vegan food
Cookies
Bustin' moves
My belly button piercing ;)
Sucking dick for drink tickets
Dean Moriarty
Csillacsillacsillacsilla
Piggy back rides
Ja
Ze gut!

Some of the things I love Pt. 1

Loose-leaf notebook paper
Notebooks filled with rap music
Wall collages
Taking pictures of strangers
Foreign exchange kids
Learning dirty German words
Haunted houses
Talking to boys
Telephones
Spelling tests
Sleeping with sunglasses
Smell of crayons
Oxfords
Commas
Oxford Commas
Glasses
Sweaters
Leggings
Shoes that are warm
Shoes that are cute
Shoes that make me feel tall
Blankets
Snuggling
Pillows
Snow
Cold
The taste of snowflakes
Christmas
Early sunsets
Christmas lights
Cousins
Hockey
Buffalo
College visits
Baking cookies
Eating food
Drinking hot things
Drinking cold things
Eskimo kisses
Manners
Boys that don't think with their penis
Hugging everyone
When people like to hug back
Sleep talking
Sleep walking
Comfy beds
Scratching backs
People playing with my hair
People touching my face
Warming up cold hands
Turtle fur
Skiing
Ellicottville House
Hot chocolate
Fires
My puppy
Holding hands
S'mores
Leaves right before they fall
Smell of autumn
Sideburns
Muttonchops
Long walks
Running in the morning
Waking up early
Sleeping
Laughing
Good impressions
Not being tickled
Backpacks
Shampoo
Hairbrushes
Pale skin
Banana Bread
Carving pumpkins
Crisp apples
My Best Friend
Red Wine
Smooth piano keys
Tap dancing
Little kids
Babies
Being a kid
Laughing so hard you cry
Crying so hard you laugh
Texts at ridiculous hours
Secret confessions
Suprises
Notes
Messages
Doodling
Long math problems
Books
Used book stores
Nicknames
Girl nights
Fur coats
Margot Tenenbaum
Fall
Love

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT

The Beginning of a Wonderful Friendship

This boy can sing and he can blog. I love him. This blog will change your life.

Gary Granger and the Generous Goons
Thoughts from the mind of Gary W. Granger. They are incredibly funny and great and make me happy to read them.

Experimental Homefry Trials
Last, but most definitely not least. Possibly the greatest blog ever created. This blog will make you hungry, but it is like porn for hungry people. Also, Joe is amazing.

<3 / 10

don't stick your head in the oven<3

88mph: Some Serious Shirt

Summer vacation. Two weeks in Florida. Beaches. Fudruckers. Swimming. Sun burn. Sun screen. Sun. Sun. Sun. No school. Friends. Family. Mexican food. Pina Coladas. Souvenirs. Shells. Sand. Sandals. Love.

A seemingly perfect day on the beach. Dipping your toes in the cool ocean. Hoping to cross another item off your bucket list you rent a surf board and head into the water in an attempt to teach yourself. You spend hours getting up and falling, slightly increasing your skill until you are finally able to stand up. Feeling confident, you venture out into the deep water. So deep your feet no longer touch the coarse sand at the bottom of the sea. You swim farther, farther, farther, CRUNCH. Jaws, but a bear. Your surfboard suddenly looks like a cookie with a bite taken out of it. You close your eyes and try to keep still. You think that if you are still enough the giant bear will leave you alone. As you slowly open your eyes, an old doll floats by. Betty Spaghetti. You smile to yourself and your head is filled with happy childhood memories. The bear spots Betty too. He doesn't smile though. He eats her. You have never been so angered. You are rushed with adreniline. You freak out and kill the bear with your bear(sic) hands. Betty Spaghetti saves the day.

88mph: Some Serious Shirt by Velma Spaghetti is like a Betty Spaghetti doll. It has the ability to make you happy whenever you listen to it. And it also has the magical abilites to save the day.

http://cllct.com/release/88mphsomeseriousshirt0

88/10

YOU WIN GOOD DAY SIR ;)

Trauma Queen EP

My grandparents used to own a little plot of land deep in the middle of the woods. Every fall during Thanksgiving break we would pack up our car and drive hours and hours until we got to their house. The house looked tiny compared to the huge trees and vastness of the forest around it, but had it been in any place else, it would have been huge. It sat empty, filled with ghosts and cobwebs, for 360 days of the year. But every Thanksgiving, on schedule it would fill will people and smells and sounds and the ghosts would take a 5 day vacation. One year, we all bundled up in our hats and boots and scarves and gloves, to go for a drive. We all crammed into the cab of my grandpa's old truck and started it up. The headlights shone on the freshly fallen snow, our eyes went from tree to tree searching for any sign of life. After driving for what seemed an eternity, we saw movement. "A BEAR A BEAR STOP THE CAR THERE IS A BEAR A BEAR A BEAR PULL OVER THERE IS A BEAR" We pulled over and we all jumped out of the car. We started walking towards the bear we had spotted. "A BEAR GUYS LOOK IT'S A BEAR THERE IS A BEAR IT IS A REAL LIFE BEAR" We continued walking towards the bear. "BEAR BEAR BEAR IT'S A REAL" - BZZZZZZZAGYSYASHFAJK We walked right into the electric fence that marked the end of my grandparent's property. I have never been in so much pain in my life, but I have never felt so alive.

Until now. The electric fence has finally met it's match. Trauma Queen brutally murders you in the most painful way possible, then acts as you heroic savoir and brings you back to life. Zakk Zielke is an exceptional person. Thank you for giving me life.

BZZZZZZZZZAGYSYASHFAJK/10

Oh and for the record, it was actually just a deer.

is there like metal stuff in your head?

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