Lebron James

hey buddy fuck you. what are we supposed to do with the building with your face on it now? you know my great great grandpa helped build that building? yeah pal I WILL say it. fuck you too Lebum fuck you too.

New Emoticons

fuck that shit. no really EFF THAT ESS.

Hi it's me.
There's only so many bear anecdotes a girl can come up with.
Thus, I am formally resigning from this blogging venture.
Love, love, love.

Some of the things I love Pt. 2 (I love these things more)

This clickity clackity keyboard
Shiny things
Smooth things
Soft things
Touching hair
Fashionable leopard print snuggies
Being warm
Being freezing cold
Slippers
Caffeine
Feeling the burn
Winter
Running 5ks
Walking my dog
Napa Valley
Buttery Chardonay
Dreams where I am fluent in Polish
White boards
Orbital Configuration
JOE. SERIOUSLY. SO MUCH.
Pick up trucks
Wrestling tournaments
Fruit snacks
Bad dancing
Acting like I'm black
Pop, not soda
Tree lawns
Cleaning my room
Laundry
The smell of laundry
Warm blankets
Not being a pot head
Chatboxes
Iceland
Being asked if I'm from Russia
Quiet times
Loud times
Long car rides
Frankenberry
Jack Seely
Jack Seely's voice
Movies that make me cry like a baby
Ghost in the graveyard
Swimming
Hot tubs in the middle of winte
rBeing a single lady
Not being a single lady
Loganberry
Mexican food
Spending the summer at my cousins' house
Not being attacked by bears
Presents
Christmas Eve
My grandma
Old people
Grandparents in general
Seeing how many people can fit into a bed
Sleeping like a corpse
Movie nights
Saying "fricken fucking"
Gary Granger
Downtown Cleveland
Walking down Prospec
tHalloween
Apple Cider
Scary stories
Cheesy movies
My neighborhood
Huge summer kickball games
Stretching
Hibernating
James Dean
My hair this morning
SERIOUSLY THOUGH JOE.
Freestyling
My Poppy's garden
Conneaut Lake Park
Roller coasters
Fried food
Being scared
Power outages
My favorite cousin
Brand new kicks
Being fresh and clean
Indians games
Sabres games
Jeopardy
Scrabble
Getting down
Bunk beds
My tire swing
Bonfires
Camping
The cabin
Exploring
This one park
The Valley
Southern hospitality
Organic farms
Non-vegan food
Cookies
Bustin' moves
My belly button piercing ;)
Sucking dick for drink tickets
Dean Moriarty
Csillacsillacsillacsilla
Piggy back rides
Ja
Ze gut!

Some of the things I love Pt. 1

Loose-leaf notebook paper
Notebooks filled with rap music
Wall collages
Taking pictures of strangers
Foreign exchange kids
Learning dirty German words
Haunted houses
Talking to boys
Telephones
Spelling tests
Sleeping with sunglasses
Smell of crayons
Oxfords
Commas
Oxford Commas
Glasses
Sweaters
Leggings
Shoes that are warm
Shoes that are cute
Shoes that make me feel tall
Blankets
Snuggling
Pillows
Snow
Cold
The taste of snowflakes
Christmas
Early sunsets
Christmas lights
Cousins
Hockey
Buffalo
College visits
Baking cookies
Eating food
Drinking hot things
Drinking cold things
Eskimo kisses
Manners
Boys that don't think with their penis
Hugging everyone
When people like to hug back
Sleep talking
Sleep walking
Comfy beds
Scratching backs
People playing with my hair
People touching my face
Warming up cold hands
Turtle fur
Skiing
Ellicottville House
Hot chocolate
Fires
My puppy
Holding hands
S'mores
Leaves right before they fall
Smell of autumn
Sideburns
Muttonchops
Long walks
Running in the morning
Waking up early
Sleeping
Laughing
Good impressions
Not being tickled
Backpacks
Shampoo
Hairbrushes
Pale skin
Banana Bread
Carving pumpkins
Crisp apples
My Best Friend
Red Wine
Smooth piano keys
Tap dancing
Little kids
Babies
Being a kid
Laughing so hard you cry
Crying so hard you laugh
Texts at ridiculous hours
Secret confessions
Suprises
Notes
Messages
Doodling
Long math problems
Books
Used book stores
Nicknames
Girl nights
Fur coats
Margot Tenenbaum
Fall
Love

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT

The Beginning of a Wonderful Friendship

This boy can sing and he can blog. I love him. This blog will change your life.

Gary Granger and the Generous Goons
Thoughts from the mind of Gary W. Granger. They are incredibly funny and great and make me happy to read them.

Experimental Homefry Trials
Last, but most definitely not least. Possibly the greatest blog ever created. This blog will make you hungry, but it is like porn for hungry people. Also, Joe is amazing.

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don't stick your head in the oven<3